School Sucks

What it says :

Roy: *thinking* Ugh...when does this class end?
Wally: "Pssst! Hey, Roy!"
*Wally thows paper. It misses Roy and hits Bruce in back*
Roy: *whispering hastily* "I know I never told you this, but I'm proud that I had the privilege of knowing you."

Wally: You're important to me too, Roy... *sniffles, as a dark, eery figure approaches, with it, bringing the stench of absolute power and fury*
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"That's not exactly what I meant, Wally," Roy sighed before witnessing Kid Flash getting his goggles broken and being berrated for nearly two hours on 'proper classroom behaviour.'

Ha! This was kind of inspired by an event IRL.

I was in French class and we were working in pairs in our french books. So, my friend sits in front of me and I tried to throw a piece of paper at his head because we were kind of having this paper ball war. Because of my horribly bad aim (I blame mature rated television and homosexuals on my lack of hand-eye co-ordination because, according to people, such as Bill O'Reiley and Anne Coulter, gays and R rated movies are to blame for everything *rolls eyes*), I ended up snapping a crumpled piece of my workbook against my teacher's head.

Before this moment, everyone was talking and then everything went dead silent, like they were waiting to hear me get told off (sadistic bastardss!). So yeah, that happened.

To my lovely French teacher: Si tu lis ca maintenant (quelque chose que je doute), je suis tellement désolé.

Oh, by the way, don't take notice to what's written on the desks. I kind of read my desks at school to figure out what other kids (other than me) wrote on them. Very interesting stuff, I shit you not.


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